Care

"“There are few things I care about less than coffee. I have two big cups every morning: light and sweet, preferably in cardboard cup. Any bodega will do. I don’t want to wait for my coffee. I don’t want some man-bun, Mumford and Son motherfucker to get it for me. I like good coffee but I don’t want to wait for it, and I don’t want it with the cast of Friends. It’s a beverage; it’s not a lifestyle.”  ~Anthony Bourdain

He was upset because people with a haircut he doesn't like wearing clothing he doesn't approve of have the audacity to care about something he doesn't.  What a jerk!