Friday, April 26, 2024

"Factors and Considerations"

The email I received below is just hilariously inept. "Various factors and considerations?"  I cut-and-pasted it below, in its entirety.  There's not a cliche she missed-- it's a case-study in obfuscation:

From:  Karla Cooper <Karla.Cooper@uthet.com>

Dear Silver Elite Member,

We hope this message finds you well. We are reaching out today with some important news regarding our Silver Elite Program.

After careful consideration and evaluation, we have made the decision to conclude our Silver Elite Program effective May 31. This decision was not made lightly, and we want to assure you that it was based on various factors and considerations.

We want to express our sincere gratitude for your participation and support of the Silver Elite Program. Your engagement and loyalty have been invaluable to us, and we truly appreciate the opportunity to have served you through this program.

While the Silver Elite Program is coming to an end, please be assured that our commitment to providing excellent service and support to all our patients remains unwavering. We are here to assist you with any questions or concerns you may have during this transition period and beyond.

If you have any questions or need further assistance, please do not hesitate to reach out. We are here to help in any way we can.

Once again, thank you for your participation in the Silver Elite Program and for being a valued patient. We look forward to continuing to serve you in the future.

Best regards,

Karla Cooper
Marketing Manager
www.uthealtheasttexas.com

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