Thanks, but

And I commanded Joshua at that time, saying, ‘Your eyes have seen all that the Lord your God has done to these two kings; so will the Lord do to all the kingdoms through which you pass. You must not fear them, for the Lord your God Himself fights for you.’  ~Deuteronomy 3:21-22

That's nice, I suppose, but I don't really need any empires defeated at the moment.  I could use a little divine help navigating the phone system at the credit card company.