Question by a serious student before a huge crowd at University of Vermont conference: "Sir, how you stand on fornication?"
Answer: "As for fornication, I very seldom stand; I lie down."
Second question: "Do you really think Christ is dead?"
Answer: "The way the world acts today, you would think so. He's not here tonight, is he? I don't see him."
Voice from the back of the auditorium: "Here I am."
Excerpted from Writing Across the Landscape, © 2015
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